A foursome of guys was waiting at the men’s tee while a foursome of women was hitting from the women’s tee.<\/p>\n
The ladies were not rushing and were taking their time.<\/p>\n
When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it ten feet. Then she walked over to the ball and whiffed it completely.<\/p>\n
Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet.<\/p>\n
She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically, “I guess<\/strong> all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn’t help.”<\/p>\n One of the men immediately responded, “Well, there you have it. You should<\/strong> have taken golf lessons instead!”<\/p>\n He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 63.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A foursome of guys was waiting at the men’s tee while a foursome of women was hitting from the women’s tee. The ladies were not rushing and were taking their time. When the final lady was ready to hit her … Continue reading