{"id":125,"date":"2011-08-23T15:40:34","date_gmt":"2011-08-23T15:40:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=125"},"modified":"2011-10-20T11:55:32","modified_gmt":"2011-10-20T11:55:32","slug":"a-group-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=125","title":{"rendered":"A Group of ???????"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.<\/p>\n<p>We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.<\/p>\n<p>However, less widely known are:\u00a0 a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves (and larks) and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls.<\/p>\n<p>Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.<\/p>\n<p>And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?<\/p>\n<p>Believe it or not &#8230;&#8230;. a Congress!<\/p>\n<p>I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=125\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":127,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions\/127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}