{"id":128,"date":"2011-08-23T15:45:54","date_gmt":"2011-08-23T15:45:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=128"},"modified":"2011-10-20T11:55:25","modified_gmt":"2011-10-20T11:55:25","slug":"the-ventriloquist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=128","title":{"rendered":"The Ventriloquist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A young ventriloquist touring the clubs is doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.<\/p>\n<p>With his dummy on his knee, then goes through his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond woman in the 2nd row stands on her chair and shouts:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve heard enough of your stupid blond jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person&#8217;s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It&#8217;s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blonds but women in general .. and all in the name of humor&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Quite taken aback, the embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize but the blond yells again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You stay out of this, mister! I&#8217;m talking to that little bastard on your knee!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young ventriloquist touring the clubs is doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, then goes through his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond woman in the 2nd row stands on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=128\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":179,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions\/179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}