{"id":130,"date":"2011-08-23T15:48:29","date_gmt":"2011-08-23T15:48:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=130"},"modified":"2011-10-20T11:55:12","modified_gmt":"2011-10-20T11:55:12","slug":"murphys-lesser-known-laws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=130","title":{"rendered":"Murphy’s Lesser Known Laws"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.<\/li>\n
  2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.<\/li>\n
  3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.<\/li>\n
  4. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don’t.<\/li>\n
  5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.<\/li>\n
  6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.<\/li>\n
  7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.<\/li>\n
  8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.<\/li>\n
  9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.<\/li>\n
  10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.<\/li>\n
  11. Flashlight: A metal tube used to store dead batteries.<\/li>\n
  12. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.<\/li>\n
  13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.<\/li>\n
  14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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