{"id":214,"date":"2012-07-30T10:40:09","date_gmt":"2012-07-30T10:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=214"},"modified":"2014-05-21T00:52:05","modified_gmt":"2014-05-21T00:52:05","slug":"its-not-working","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=214","title":{"rendered":"It’s Not Working"},"content":{"rendered":"

The wife left a note on our fridge …<\/p>\n

“It’s not working!!\u00a0 I can’t take it anymore, I’ve gone to stay at my Mom’s!!”<\/p>\n

I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the Beer was cold …<\/p>\n

God only knows what she was talking about!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The wife left a note on our fridge … “It’s not working!!\u00a0 I can’t take it anymore, I’ve gone to stay at my Mom’s!!” I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the Beer was cold … God only … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes-relations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=214"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":216,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions\/216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}