{"id":299,"date":"2016-01-12T19:14:17","date_gmt":"2016-01-12T19:14:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=299"},"modified":"2016-01-12T19:14:48","modified_gmt":"2016-01-12T19:14:48","slug":"stay-in-school-and-learn-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=299","title":{"rendered":"Stay in School and LEARN MORE!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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\nA.<\/td>\n		What is a turbine?
\nSomething an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nA.<\/td>\n		How is dew formed?
\nThe sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nA.<\/td>\n		What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
\nIf you are buying a house, they will insist that you are well endowed.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nA.<\/td>\n		In a democratic society, how important are elections?
\nVery important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nA.<\/td>\n		What are steroids?
\nThings for keeping carpets still on the stairs. (Shoot yourself now, there is little hope.)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Q.
\nA.<\/td>\n		What happens to your body as you age?
\nWhen you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nA.<\/td>\n		What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
\nHe says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (So true)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Q.
\nA.<\/td>\n		Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
\nPremature death.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nA.<\/td>\n		What is artificial insemination?
\nWhen the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nA.<\/td>\n		How can you delay milk turning sour?
\nKeep it in the cow. (Simple, but brilliant)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nA.<\/td>\n		How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)?
\nThe body is consisted into 3 parts, the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nA.<\/td>\n		What is the fibula?
\nA small lie.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nA.<\/td>\n		What does ‘varicose’ mean?
\nNearby.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nA.<\/td>\n		What is the most common form of birth control?
\nMost people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. (That would work.)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nA.<\/td>\n		Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section.’
\nThe caesarean section is a district in Rome.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nA.<\/td>\n		What is a seizure?
\nA Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit.)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nA.<\/td>\n		What is a terminal illness?
\nWhen you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nA.<\/td>\n		What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
\nBenign is what you will be after you be eight. (brilliant)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nA.<\/td>\n		Name the four seasons.
\nSalt, pepper, mustard and vinegar<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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