{"id":317,"date":"2016-04-12T12:24:18","date_gmt":"2016-04-12T12:24:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=317"},"modified":"2016-04-12T12:24:18","modified_gmt":"2016-04-12T12:24:18","slug":"hair-in-dogs-ears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=317","title":{"rendered":"Hair in Dog&#8217;s Ears"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog&#8217;s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine.<\/p>\n<p>The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some Nair&#8221; hair remover and rub it in the dog&#8217;s ears once a month.<\/p>\n<p>The lady went to the pharmacy and bought some &#8220;Nair&#8221; hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, &#8220;If you&#8217;re going to use this under your arms, don&#8217;t use deodorant for a few days.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The lady said, &#8220;I&#8217;m not using it under my arms.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The pharmacist said, &#8220;If you&#8217;re using it on your legs, don&#8217;t shave for a couple of days.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The lady replied, &#8220;I&#8217;m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I&#8217;m using it on my schnauzer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The pharmacist said, &#8220;Stay off your bicycle for about a week.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog&#8217;s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine. The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=317\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-w-people","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":318,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions\/318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}