{"id":329,"date":"2016-04-13T01:45:25","date_gmt":"2016-04-13T01:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=329"},"modified":"2016-04-13T01:45:25","modified_gmt":"2016-04-13T01:45:25","slug":"excellent-trade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=329","title":{"rendered":"Excellent Trade"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of The White House &#8211; carrying a baby piglet under each arm.<\/p>\n<p>A squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said: &#8220;Nice pigs, sir.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The President replied: &#8220;These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and said, &#8220;Excellent trade, sir.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of The White House &#8211; carrying a baby piglet under each arm. A squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said: &#8220;Nice pigs, sir.&#8221; The President replied: &#8220;These are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=329\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,14,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-w-people","category-government","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":330,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions\/330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}