An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.<\/p>\n
So a cop pulls him over.<\/p>\n
“So,” says the cop to the driver, “Where have ya been?”<\/p>\n
“Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,” slurs the drunk.<\/p>\n
“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few to drink this evening.”<\/p>\n
“I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.<\/p>\n
“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”<\/p>\n
“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. So a cop pulls him over. “So,” says the cop … Continue reading