{"id":357,"date":"2016-04-25T20:11:26","date_gmt":"2016-04-25T20:11:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=357"},"modified":"2016-04-25T20:11:26","modified_gmt":"2016-04-25T20:11:26","slug":"last-wishes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=357","title":{"rendered":"Last Wishes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mary Clancy goes up to Father O&#8217;Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she&#8217;s in tears.<\/p>\n<p>He says, &#8220;So what&#8217;s bothering you, Mary my dear?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She says, &#8220;Oh, Father, I&#8217;ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The priest says, &#8220;Oh, Mary, that&#8217;s terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She says, &#8220;That he did, Father.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The priest says, &#8220;What did he ask, Mary?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She says, &#8220;He said, &#8216;Please Mary, put down that damn gun&#8230;&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mary Clancy goes up to Father O&#8217;Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she&#8217;s in tears. He says, &#8220;So what&#8217;s bothering you, Mary my dear?&#8221; She says, &#8220;Oh, Father, I&#8217;ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.&#8221; The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=357\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,7,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-w-people","category-jokes","category-jokes-relations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=357"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":358,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357\/revisions\/358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}