A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?”<\/p>\n
“I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.<\/p>\n
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will Be $9.40 please”.<\/p>\n
The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.<\/p>\n
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man Says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke.”<\/p>\n
The ostrich says, “I’ll have the same.”<\/p>\n
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.<\/p>\n
This becomes routine until the two enter again.<\/p>\n
“The usual?” Asks the waitress.<\/p>\n
“No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,” says the man.<\/p>\n
“Same,” says the ostrich.<\/p>\n
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, “That will be $32.62.”<\/p>\n
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and Places it on the table.<\/p>\n
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. “Excuse me, Sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?”<\/p>\n
“Well,” says the man, “several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.”<\/p>\n
“That’s brilliant!” says the waitress. “Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”<\/p>\n
“That’s right. Whether it’s a liter of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the man.<\/p>\n
The waitress asks, “What’s with the ostrich?”<\/p>\n
The man sighs, pauses and answers, “My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say..”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says … Continue reading