{"id":366,"date":"2018-01-19T01:53:33","date_gmt":"2018-01-19T01:53:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=366"},"modified":"2018-01-19T01:54:44","modified_gmt":"2018-01-19T01:54:44","slug":"breaks-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=366","title":{"rendered":"Break&#8217;s Over"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A rather bad man dies and meets Satan in a room with three doors. Satan explains, &#8220;I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you have to spend eternity behind one of these doors. But, the good news is that you can take a peek behind each and take your choice.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, the man opened the first door and saw a room full of people, standing on their heads on a concrete floor. Not very nice, he thought.<\/p>\n<p>Opening the second door, he saw a room full of people standing on their heads on a wooden floor. Better, he thought, but best to check the last door.<\/p>\n<p>Upon opening the last door, he saw a room full of people, standing waist-deep in excrement and sipping coffee.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Of the three, this one looks best,&#8221; he said and waded in to get something to drink while Satan closed the door.<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later the door opened, Satan stuck his head in and said, &#8220;Ok, coffee break&#8217;s over, back on your heads!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A rather bad man dies and meets Satan in a room with three doors. Satan explains, &#8220;I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you have to spend eternity behind one of these doors. But, the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=366\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes-faith","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=366"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":367,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions\/367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}