There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, ‘Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.’ <\/p>\n
The priest said, ‘Confess your sins and be forgiven.’ <\/p>\n
The young woman said, ‘Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.’ <\/p>\n
The priest thought long and hard and then said, ‘Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice..’ <\/p>\n
The young woman asked, ‘Will this cleanse me of my sins?’ <\/p>\n
The priest said, ‘No, but it will wipe that silly smile off of your face.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, ‘Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.’ The priest said, ‘Confess your sins and be forgiven.’ The young woman said, ‘Last night my … Continue reading