{"id":73,"date":"2011-07-19T10:36:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-19T10:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=73"},"modified":"2011-10-20T12:00:42","modified_gmt":"2011-10-20T12:00:42","slug":"looks-of-disappointment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=73","title":{"rendered":"Looks of Disappointment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, &#8216;You&#8217;re beautiful.&#8217; Then he fell asleep again. <\/p>\n<p>His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, &#8216;You&#8217;re cute..&#8217; The wife was disappointed because instead of &#8216;beautiful,&#8217; it was now &#8216;cute.&#8217; <\/p>\n<p>She asked, &#8216;What happened to beautiful?&#8217; <\/p>\n<p>The man replied, &#8216;The drugs are wearing off.&#8217; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, &#8216;You&#8217;re beautiful.&#8217; Then he fell asleep again.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=73\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes-relations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":197,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions\/197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}