{"id":77,"date":"2011-07-19T10:39:22","date_gmt":"2011-07-19T10:39:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=77"},"modified":"2011-10-20T12:00:51","modified_gmt":"2011-10-20T12:00:51","slug":"confession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=77","title":{"rendered":"Confession"},"content":{"rendered":"

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: <\/p>\n

Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.’ <\/p>\n

Priest: ‘Are you sorry for your sins?’ <\/p>\n

Man: ‘What sins?’ <\/p>\n

Priest: ‘What kind of a Catholic are you?’ <\/p>\n

Man: ‘I’m Jewish.’ <\/p>\n

Priest: ‘Why are you telling me all this?’ <\/p>\n

Man: ‘I’m 92 years old ….. I’m telling everybody!’ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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