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Wife: ‘What are you doing?’ <\/p>\n

Husband: ‘Nothing.’ <\/p>\n

Wife: ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’ <\/p>\n

Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiration date.’ <\/p>\n

——————————- <\/p>\n

Wife: ‘Do you want dinner?’ <\/p>\n

Husband: ‘What are my choices?’ <\/p>\n

Wife: ‘Yes or no.’ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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