Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming.<\/p>\n
One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, “WOW, I just can’t believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction.” <\/p>\n
The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, “You’re hallucinating, you’ve finally lost your mind.” <\/p>\n
But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunningly beautiful woman, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person. <\/p>\n
The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing.. <\/p>\n
One said to the other, “You know, we’ve been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman. It’s been such a long, long time…..So … do you think we should …..well ….. you know …… screw her?” <\/p>\n
“Out of WHAT?!?” asked the other.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming. Continue reading