{"id":94,"date":"2011-07-19T11:09:40","date_gmt":"2011-07-19T11:09:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=94"},"modified":"2011-10-20T11:56:51","modified_gmt":"2011-10-20T11:56:51","slug":"marriage-counseling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=94","title":{"rendered":"Marriage Counseling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After 40 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. <\/p>\n<p>When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.  <\/p>\n<p>On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. <\/p>\n<p>The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. <\/p>\n<p>The therapist turned to the husband and said, &#8216;this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Tuesdays and Fridays, I play golf.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After 40 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. <\/p>\n<p>When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.<br \/>\n <a href=\"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/?p=94\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":187,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions\/187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decarl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}