Monthly Archives: August 2011
Things That WIll Disappear SOON!
Whether these changes are good or bad Depends in part on how we adapt to them. But, ready or not, here they come…. The Check Britain is already laying the groundwork to do away with checks by 2018. It costs … Continue reading
Anger Management
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know, but you know deserves it. I … Continue reading
A$$HOLE
A police motorcycle cop stops a driver for running a red light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! … Continue reading
Murphy’s Lesser Known Laws
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword, get shot by … Continue reading
The Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist touring the clubs is doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, then goes through his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond woman in the 2nd row stands on … Continue reading
A Group of ???????
The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely … Continue reading
How the Ten Commandments Were Given to the Jews
God went to the Arabs and said, ‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’ The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’ And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’ ‘Can you give us an example?’ ‘Thou … Continue reading
The Amazing Human Body
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. The average man’s penis is two times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A … Continue reading
Man Killed on Golf Course
A foursome of guys was waiting at the men’s tee while a foursome of women was hitting from the women’s tee. The ladies were not rushing and were taking their time. When the final lady was ready to hit her … Continue reading
Texas Sex, I Guess?
Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.” “I don’t think I have ever heard of that one,” said the other cowboy. “What is … Continue reading