Monthly Archives: May 2014
One day a man decided to retire…
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. … Continue reading
Tonsils vs Circumcision …
Two little boys are in the hospital for an operation next day. The older boy leans over and asks, “What are you having done?” The second boy says, “I’m getting my tonsils out, and I’m afraid.” The first boy says, … Continue reading
Helpful Hints!!!
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself … Continue reading
Things you won’t hear a southern boy say…
29. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won’t fix that. 27. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken 26. We don’t keep firearms in this house. 25. You can’t feed that to the dog. 24. … Continue reading